Snoo, Blergh, and Fwuttle, the pages of here and tomorrow.

You know, I read those "you can make poison gas by mixing ammonia and chlorine bleach" files when I was a teenager, and never gassed anyone. It has however left me with a tendency to give proper hell to anyone I see cleaning a toilet with chlorine bleach (since we all know that urine contains ammonia -- the product of the residues mixing is never enough to injure anyone, but I've occasionally had painful whiffs of when I've peed into an inadequately rinsed, bleach-cleaned toiled).