Just set a restaraunt on fire.
They put it out though.
It was inveitable. Nice candle on the table top. Ambiance. Hand me a newspaper to read between courses.
The funniest thing was that I didnt even notice that my newspaper was on fire until it started eating the section I was reading near the middle.
Scratch that - Now that I think about it, I didnt notice it at all - the waiter grabbed it out of my annoyed hands and ran away with it - thats when I realized it was on fire.
Now I may never know how Cheney is planning on getting oil out of The lands of 'stan and into Europe via the Caucuses. Apparently it is a big deal. Sounds kinda like Afghanistan.
The hostess was glad that neigher her book nor her hair had caught fire. I agreed that if I were to start another one, I would try to do the book first. She looked a bit disturbed at that comment. Perhaps it came out wrong.
I didnt bother staying for dessert. People were commenting about how the restaraunt reminded them of camping. Perhaps I should have ordered Smores.
Two more days.
They put it out though.
It was inveitable. Nice candle on the table top. Ambiance. Hand me a newspaper to read between courses.
The funniest thing was that I didnt even notice that my newspaper was on fire until it started eating the section I was reading near the middle.
Scratch that - Now that I think about it, I didnt notice it at all - the waiter grabbed it out of my annoyed hands and ran away with it - thats when I realized it was on fire.
Now I may never know how Cheney is planning on getting oil out of The lands of 'stan and into Europe via the Caucuses. Apparently it is a big deal. Sounds kinda like Afghanistan.
The hostess was glad that neigher her book nor her hair had caught fire. I agreed that if I were to start another one, I would try to do the book first. She looked a bit disturbed at that comment. Perhaps it came out wrong.
I didnt bother staying for dessert. People were commenting about how the restaraunt reminded them of camping. Perhaps I should have ordered Smores.
Two more days.