Snoo, Blergh, and Fwuttle, the pages of here and tomorrow.

In the news.
Black panther kitty in recovery after harrowing surgery.
( Still not smoking and hanging out at bingo halls. )

Boat still for sale. Paint takes time to cure. Launch imminent.
( Sometimes being watertight and bulletproof aint enough. )

Small tech company sleepwalks its way into obscurity.
( and gets a flaming anchovie to the face. )

Couple watches depressing movie about end of the world.
( Pretty destruction and biblical fury emits from the critic. )