I want to direct a movie

[luckytroll]

You know the kind  Inveitably theres a  final scene - the action scene where the protagonist and his nemesis usually end up bludgeoning each other with their fists. 

I want to do an action movie where these heroic people wind up on a mountainous ridge. For whatever reason I want it to be raining fish. Big fish. Little fish. Pouring from the sky. I want the main characters to whack the hell out of each other with fish.

And when the good guy seems to have won - when the bad guy has been sent to his doom over the precipice as a result of a skillfull swing of a tuna. I want the hero to be crushed by an especially large ocean-going beastie. A whale shark, perhaps. 

Roll credits.

And they all lived happily ever after. And the people of Nepal got to enjoy flounder.

Perhaps this plot could all tie into the Chinese decision to demand that Tibetans register and get permission to reincarnate.

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[mon-chou.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I had a visual of the final scene. Very funny. I can see the smug look on the victor's face just as the larger fish falls on his head and crumples him like a pop can.

[ladychadwick.livejournal.com]

There is an absolutely hilarious episode of Xena where she spends the whole episode battling with fish. One of my favourite shows ever, always makes me laugh.

[iambic-cub.livejournal.com]

All those fish though - that's more Christian that Buddhist. Maybe the Chinese will ban transubstantiation next. They'll have inspectors testing all wafers and wine to make sure it's not Jesus.

[moria73.livejournal.com]

Been channelling the spirit of Monty Python, have we?